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One Hell of a Large Wad! - Mid Life Crisis Marathon Man - 22-03-2007
See? I told you it was rigged. Look at the blatant collusion!
Something's afoot, and it ain't the Kayanos.
One Hell of a Large Wad! - Ana - 23-03-2007
Seafront Plodder Wrote:So a large pat on the back is winging its way to Spain.
Dear Andy,
On 20th January 2007 you told me: "...just ask if there's something you don't understand."
What exactily means "a pat on the back"? Is this a sort of english cake, dessert???
I never thougth that SP could cook at all. What a nice guy...
One Hell of a Large Wad! - El Gordo - 23-03-2007
You're right to be confused, Ana.
I'll resist the invitation to be clever at your expense. A pat on the back is a gesture of congratulation. It looks like this is all you will get for your impressive guess.
Life isn't fair...
One Hell of a Large Wad! - Mid Life Crisis Marathon Man - 23-03-2007
And if it had been a cake or dessert, I doubt it would have made it as far as the post office.
One Hell of a Large Wad! - Ana - 23-03-2007
:mad: In that case, I am really angry with SP.:mad:
I want my Ascis Cayanos: Please send them to:
Ana, winner
Ana's city
$$$$$ Spain
Send them right now per UPS. I remember you that today at 19.00 I have my meeting with my Advanced Group.
Regarding the count, I have re-made all the formules and it is YOU who has made a mistake in counting.
There must be 6.400 pieces of 20 p, one more of 10 p and three small pieces of 1p = 333 pounds.
Please, count the whole bottle again.
:mad: :mad: :mad:
One Hell of a Large Wad! - Mid Life Crisis Marathon Man - 23-03-2007
Well SP, looks like you have a choice. You can either pay your tax bill, or you can keep Ana happy.
Either way, SP loses.
One Hell of a Large Wad! - Sweder - 23-03-2007
I think I'd give the ol' taxman the slip.
Upsetting Ana seems like the slippery slope to everlasting damnation . . .
_____________________________________________
Sweder, Founder of the Ana-for-RC-president movement
One Hell of a Large Wad! - Mid Life Crisis Marathon Man - 23-03-2007
Sweder Wrote:_____________________________________________
Sweder, Founder of the Ana-for-RC-president movement
I thought stillwaddler was in charge here? She certainly drinks more Guinness than anyone else. What are Ana's qualifications in that regard?
One Hell of a Large Wad! - Ana - 23-03-2007
Vote Ana for President!!
1st Law: free Guinness for every RC member (excepting SP)
2nd Law: Free compulsory meeting at Pamplona in July for every RC member (except SP)
3rd Law: Every RC member, free compulsory travel Down Under (excepting SP)
4th Law: Taxes for pay Guinness and travels: 100% SP salary and other properties. Automatically.
You now I already remarK!!! I have already run a race, last july!
Mine God, I am a very big runner.
Vote me for RC President!
Vicepresident Sweder
Culture and books Minister: Andy
Sun and Tourist Minister: Antonio
Beer Minister: MLCM
Race organisators Minister: Nigel
Simpatic Minister: Moyleman
Cascades Minister: Suzie
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.
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Taxes payement: SP
One Hell of a Large Wad! - Mid Life Crisis Marathon Man - 23-03-2007
Gets my vote.
One Hell of a Large Wad! - Ana - 23-03-2007
Good decision MLCM
Follow MLCM steps, and next year you will also run Pamplona race!
One Hell of a Large Wad! - Antonio247 - 23-03-2007
Muchas gracias, Ana. It´s been a long time since I laughed so much. Thank you for appointing me Sun and Tourist minister. I´ll try to bring some more sunshine next year at Almería half marathon.
Saludos desde Almería
Antonio
One Hell of a Large Wad! - Seafront Plodder - 21-09-2007
Yes, it's that time again. My jelly baby bank is full to bursting of.....1p and 2ps. :o
As usual, a prize is on offer to the RC regular who guesses closest to the total.
This time, the prize is an impossibly short, laughable golf backswing. (See I've got one and don't want it any more).
Canya feeeeeel the tension?
One Hell of a Large Wad! - Sweder - 21-09-2007
Where did you get that hideous statue of Dennis Wise?
That could give children nightmares . . .
One Hell of a Large Wad! - Seafront Plodder - 28-09-2007
What's the matter with you people.
Doesn't anyone want a crap golf backswing? :o
One Hell of a Large Wad! - El Gordo - 28-09-2007
Seafront Plodder Wrote:What's the matter with you people.
Doesn't anyone want a crap golf backswing? :o
I suspect I'd find I already have one if I checked it out, but wouldn't mind another.
I'll go for £42.30.