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Jokes - El Gordo - 24-05-2005
What did the extractor fan say...?
I used to love tractors
Jokes - Seafront Plodder - 25-05-2005
I'm grateful for the heading of your post Andy.
Otherwise we'd never have known.
Jokes - Sweder - 25-05-2005
Hey, at least someone's posting some . . .
. . . albeit almost as bad as mine . . .
I think that's an Ipswich Town joke. Or, is Ipswich Town the joke?
My head hurts, I going to lie down . . .
By the way SP, some great shots from Ireland on that disc.
I don't remember any sun to speak of, so how come we're all Lobster red in most of them? Must've been cooking from the inside . . .
Jokes - Seafront Plodder - 25-05-2005
Wouldn't expect anything less with all that Guinness..
Jokes - Sweder - 25-05-2005
Doc - "Hello, how can I help you?"
Man - "I've got an orange willy!"
Doc - "What?"
Man - "My willy - it's turned orange."
Doc - "Umm... I'll have to look that up. Ah, it seems it could be a
sign of stress; do you suffer from stress?"
Man - "Not really"
Doc - "What about stress at work?"
Man - "Well, I did have a nightmare job, a complete idiot for a boss,
I worked 80 hours week for pennies and then I got the sack"
Doc - "That sounds very stressful."
Man - "Yeah, but my new job is great, half the hours, 3 times the
salary and I feel really appreciated"
Doc - "Hmm, what about your home life?"
Man - "Well, my girlfriend was a complete cow, she nagged non-stop and
put me down every chance she got."
Doc - "That sounds stressful"
Man - "Yeah, but I left her and I've never been happier."
Doc - "I see, what about your social life?"
Man - "Social life? I don't really have one."
Doc - "Really? What do you do in your spare time?"
Man - "Watch porn and eat Wotsits."