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Terrace Wit - some crackers here... - Seafront Plodder - 01-02-2006 1 Against Man utd (to the tune of "Lord of The Dance") Park, Park, Where ever you may be You eat dogs in your home country But it could be worse You could be a scouse Eating rats in your council house" 2 (To the tune of The Addams Family) by fans visiting Norwich: Your sister is your mother Your uncle is your brother You all shag one another The Norwich family der der der der clap clap etc 3 Newcastle fans towards Sunderland fans. 'Going down, going down, going down.' Sunderland fans reply..... 'So are we , so are we , so are we.' 4 A song about Tim Howard's tourettes syndrome..... in style of Chim-Chiminey Tim timminy Tim timminy Tim Tim Tirooo We've got Tim Howard and he says F**K YOU!! 5 In reference to Jaime Carragher's dad being banned from football stadium after being arrested for being drunk at a football match... He's red, He's sound, He's banned from every ground, Carra's dad, Carra's dad 6 Sung by Birmingham fans after Heskey started banging in the goals at St Andrews... Theres only one Emile Heskey, one Emile Heskey, He used to be shite, But now hes alright, Walking in a Heskey wonderland 7 Here's a beauty sung at Highbury when Cygan is drafted in as emergency cover... He's bald, He's shit He gets a game when no-one's fit, Pascal Cygan! Pascal Cygan! 8 To the tune of Rebel Rebel Neville Neville, you play in defence, Neville Neville, your play is immense, Neville Neville, like Jacko you're bad, Neville Neville is the name of your dad 9 A beauty for Liverpool, shame Biscan's left... Don't blame it on the Biscan, Don't blame it on the Hamann, Don't blame it on the Finnan, Blame it on Traore, He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet. He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet. 10 Celtic fans to Andy Goram after its revealed the chubby keeper was diagnosed with Schizophrenia. "Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams" ![]() Terrace Wit - some crackers here... - Sweder - 01-02-2006 I always enjoyed the Brighton fans singing about Bobby Zamora back in the days when he was hitting the back of the onion bag for the Seagulls . . . When the ball hits the goal It's not Shearer or Cole It's - Zamora . . . To the tune of 'Amouré' as sung by Dean Martin The Old Trafford faithful, when not choking on their Bocadillo Gambas, like to tease the visitors from Anfield with their own version of 'Do They Know It's Christmas' - Feed the Scousers Let them know it's Christmas Time Repeat Ad nauseum I suspect you may get a few more of these. Nice one, SP Terrace Wit - some crackers here... - Sweder - 01-02-2006 Speaking of football fun, received this today . . . Terrace Wit - some crackers here... - Seafront Plodder - 01-02-2006 Argentina! Argentina! ...etc.... Heard that recently. Can't think where. ![]() |