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Christmas Cracker joke - El Gordo - 03-12-2005
Pulled my first Christmas cracker of the season last night to find this joke:
Q - What do geologists do in their spare time?
A - Go to rock concerts.
I'm sure you'll find a use for it somewhere, Nigel.
Christmas Cracker joke - Seafront Plodder - 03-12-2005
so sad...
Christmas Cracker joke - Nigel - 04-12-2005
It's good to see the profile of the profession reaching more elevated literary circles at last.
And I can find no fault with that.
While we're on the path of enhancing inter-disciplinary relationships, I heard this one the other day.
Q. What's the definition of an 'extrovert' IT specialist ?
A. One who looks at YOUR shoes when he's talking to you.....
Christmas Cracker joke - Mid Life Crisis Marathon Man - 11-12-2005
Admittedly I am a little slow, but this is the only Christmas cracker joke that ever made me think...
Q: What bird always succeeds?
A: A budgie with no teeth.