Alphabet Soup

[Seafront Plodder]

Well I'll be blowed!!

There was I, sitting down to a steaming bowl of alphabet soup yesterday, and look at this!!

I just had to take a picture!

[El Gordo]

Wow, fab. This could be just the picture I've been looking for to put on the front of the site....

Excellent!

[Sweder]

Excellent find, SP!
What's the link (if indeed it is a web-based pheonomenon)

Joke for you: it's a baddun . . .

Laurence Dellaglio walks into a pub.
A young girl at the bar says
'Blimey, you're a big fella!'
Dellaglio says
'Yeah, I'm a professional Rugby Player'
Girl: 'Who'd you play for?'
Dellaglio:'Wasps'
Girl: 'Oh . . .
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. . . d'you have a Bee team?'
Don't blame me, blame Neil 'Razzor' Rudock on Sky Sports.

[Seafront Plodder]

A woman goes to the doctor saying, "Dr, Dr, every time I pull down my pants my *ahem* front bottom : phew : starts singing "Show Me The Way To Amarillo."

The doctor replies, "There's nothing to worry about... every twat's singing it the moment..."