It could be worse...

[Mid Life Crisis Marathon Man]

We could all live in Burundi.

http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-27818254

[marathondan]

I was taken aback to see some young men, running together, as a group. It was a surprise, because back in March, the country's president, Pierre Nkurunziza had decreed that such a practice was to be banned. He feared it was being used as a cover for subversion.

He's onto us!