Whatever Mr Woods may or may not have done, the following picture is doing the rounds, purporting to be a recently issued official photograph of a happy him and Mrs Woods.
Personally I think the photo may have been doctored, I mean, he uses Nike irons exclusively doesn't he?
Yes I've just received - and passed on to you, sorry - the same snap.
But what's a 'transgression'? Is this something that went wrong on his car?
Or did his extra-marital dalliance involve a cross-dresser?
I think we should be told.
The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph
Apparantly His wife, Elin Nordegren, told police she broke the back windows of his car with a golf club to help him get out after he drove into a fire hydrant and a tree.
So it's not just us hackers who can't decide between a wood and an iron.
(03-12-2009, 12:48 PM)El Gordo Wrote: Would you break the rear window of a car to help a driver escape? Hmmmm....
You would if the numpty had crushed the drivers' door against the Most Expensive Fire Hydrant in the World TM - or it just might have been the most direct route to the back of his head.
The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph
