Seafront Plodder, under section 165 of the Road Traffic Act I hereby charge you with undertaking in the bus lane.
You are sentenced to thirty minutes repeated listening to
Ace of Spades through headphones.
That'll learn ya!
PS: Nice work last night fella.
The Big Man is a member of the
Cliffe Bonfire Society. Last night he made the ultimate sacrifice, serving up pint after pint of delicious Harvey's straight from the barrel at the annual Bonfire Society gala at Lewes Town Hall. The man was a whirling dervish - that's by far the hardest I've seen him work at anything - and no prospect of a jar for himself!
Captain Tom and I went along to test the quality of the fare - excellent as usual