Mid Life Crisis Man Wrote:Why do these signs only seem to appear in the UK?
Well you may have tried Morrison's Spag Bol before, and found it to be an absolutely appalling experience. In which case, it would be more sensible to buy just one rather than two.
As purchasing just one would be advantageous to you, it seems only fair that you should pay a premium. In a sense you are paying extra for less pain.
If you're British, it all makes perfect sense.
El Gordo
Great things are done when men and mountains meet.
I think y'all are cruel to make fun of these signs, usually the result of a poorly educated soul doing their best to make good. Take, for exampe, the following image. Now, how do you suppose the telephone order conversation went with the customer service person at ASDA? Something like . . .
ASDA person: 'An would you like anyfink on da cake?'
Customer: 'Yes, I'd like Best Wishes Suzanne. Underneath that we will miss you
Nice try . . .
The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph
El Gordo Wrote:Well you may have tried Morrison's Spag Bol before, and found it to be an absolutely appalling experience. In which case, it would be more sensible to buy just one rather than two.
As purchasing just one would be advantageous to you, it seems only fair that you should pay a premium. In a sense you are paying extra for less pain.
If you're British, it all makes perfect sense.
Does that mean (logically) that if I live in Britain and don't like Morrison's spagbol, and therefore don't want to buy it, I have to pay heavily for the right not to buy it?
Mid Life Crisis Man Wrote:Does that mean (logically) that if I live in Britain and don't like Morrison's spagbol, and therefore don't want to buy it, I have to pay heavily for the right not to buy it?
No wonder you lot all drink so much.
You're buying the pleasure of not having to eat it twice. If you really dislike Morrison's spag bol, this is surely a good purchase? Why's that so hard to understand?
El Gordo
Great things are done when men and mountains meet.
El Gordo Wrote:You're buying the pleasure of not having to eat it twice. If you really dislike Morrison's spag bol, this is surely a good purchase? Why's that so hard to understand?
On that basis I am set to make a killing selling my infamous lentil-burgers in England!
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