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A Rival
Tuned in to Rick's Place on Planet Rock (repeat show tonight).
He tells a few gags on there that make you chuckle.
Here's a couple:
Memories
A middle-aged woman comes home after work to find her husband sobbing quietly over a glass of scotch.
‘What ever’s the matter?’ she asked
‘Do you remember when we were young and courting?’ he asked, sniffing.
‘Yes of course, dear.’
‘And do you remember the night when we were fooling around in the back of your Dad’s car?’
‘Yes, I remember that, dear’.
‘And do you remember your Dad came out and caught us and went off to get his shotgun?’
‘Yes, dear; but why is this making you so sad?’
The man takes a good pull on his whiskey, swallowing hard.
‘Do you remember he stuck that shotgun in my face and said
“Son, you can either marry my daughter or spend the next twenty years rotting in jail!”?’
‘Why yes dear, I do. So?’
The man gently wipes away a tear.
‘I would have gotten out today.’
Flies
It's summer, and the wife returns home to find her husband cavorting around the house with a large fly swat.
'Killing flies love?'
'Yep! Got five of 'em - three males and two females.'
'How can you tell?'
'The males were all on a beer can, the females were both on the 'phone.'
No doubt more of this rubbish to follow.
The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph
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