Hows about getting back in the saddle then?
Never too early to start prep for AlmerÃa dude . . . though you're obviously up to speed with the latest rehydration techniques . . .
The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph
The Mighty Plodder was spotted roaming the fairways of Knole Park Golf Club on Monday. He looked in fine form, swinging sticks like the most enthusiastic lumberjack, hacking his way to a respectable score (considerably better than - ahem - 'some others' taking part).
Rumours of his demise are, to use the venacular, exaggerated.
The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph
The Mighty Plodder has been drafted into the +45 - veterans - Sussex County Tennis squad. All leg-pulling aside this is possibly the highest official sporting attainment of any of our diarists (I stand to be corrected), so hearty congratulations big fella. I had no idea they were that desperate
More details please, large one.
The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph