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First Rate Meaningless Business drivel
16-09-2009, 03:08 PM, (This post was last modified: 16-09-2009, 03:13 PM by Seafront Plodder.)
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First Rate Meaningless Business drivel
Stumbled upon a US based business website earlier.

The text below is their *ahem* mission statement, as stated on their homepage...

We are the leader in scalable database management solutions for mission-critical, real-time and distributed applications.

They go on to say that they... enable predictable scalability and complete interoperability across heterogeneous platforms.


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16-09-2009, 03:50 PM,
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RE: First Rate Meaningless Business drivel
Here's another exceptional business platform.
You may notice one, tiny flaw ...


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