VW drivers, sleep with one eye open!
If you are the driver of a silver VW Passat in the Blackheath area, it could be you who pulled out in front of me without indicating yesterday as I was happily running along!
I'm sure you will be delighted to know that your idiotic actions caused me to stop sharply enough to pop my right knee and pretty much ruin my marathon training.
But don't think you'll get away with it. Oh no! I have a vivid picture etched in my mind of your chubby, piggy eyed little face perched upon that wrinkled stump of a neck which was jutting out from your nasty sweat-stained, lard covered excuse for a shirt, that marginally covered those disgustingly well fed man boobs as they wobbled uncontrollably from side to side in harmony with your great big walrus gut!!!!
As soon as I can walk again I'm coming after you.........And when I find you.........and I WILL find you.........I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU RUN........RUN UNTIL YOUR PUNY LITTLE LEGS BUCKLE UNDER THE WEIGHT OF YOUR REVOLTING BODY! AHHHHAAAAHHHGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!
Good thing I'm not bitter!
p.s I realise that none of you lovely fellow runners will be guilty of the dispicable offence but I feel better for venting!
...if my knees could talk, I hate to think what they'd call me!
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