Swan Lake, St Petersburg Ballet Theatre

[Sweder]

I don't get why they prance around on their toes all the time. Why didn't they just get taller people in the fist place? :p

Not sure which ballets you've been clocking lately, cobber. There was none of that going on . . .

Actually I can think of one good reason for the ladies to hammer those toes; the resultant effect on the leg and buttock muscles is pure poetry

I'll get me old raincoat . . .