Tale

[Sweder]

A Kiwi sheep farmer had a visit from a distant Australian cousin. They took a tour of the property when the came upon a Ewe with her head stuck in the fence. The Kiwi slammed on the brakes and jumped out of the pick-up, yelling
'Can't pass up an opportunity like this!'
He promptly commits an indecent act on the stranded sheep and returns to the vehicle grinning like a loon, saying to the Aussie
'OK Mate, your turn.'

The Aussie whoops for joy, jumps out of the truck, pulls his pants down . . .
. . . and sticks his head in the fence.


It's a very very old joke but worth telling one more time just for MLCMan's pleasure . . .