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Eye Rack
A U.S. Marine squad marching north of Faluijiah came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar state.
The Marine was still conscious and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked him what had happened.
"I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway. Coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.
He wouldn't show himself so I could get a shot off, so I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife scumbag. He yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat, left wing liberal drunk.
"So I yelled back that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian!" He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Hilary Clinton".
And, there we were, in the middle of the road shaking hands, when the truck hit us.
The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph
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