I was in town yesterday when I encountered Santa in his sleigh raising money for the local Lions Club. I feel it my duty to make a few points:-
1) He was NOT wearing a safety harness.
2) He was NOT wearing a Hi-Vis jacket.
3) He was NOT wearing a safety helmet.
4) There were no warning signs anywhere near Santa.
5) I asked the Lions Club fund raiser with the money bucket standing near by:
a) if he had attended a lifting heavy weights course as he was in charge of a heavy bucket? he had NOT.
b) had Santa been fully CRB checked? The Lions bucket man did not know.
What's going on? Why does this Lions Club appear to have such a slap-dash attitute towards public safety?
I also noted that "Santa" was shouting "Ho Ho Ho." Could this not offend American tourists who may think that Santa is calling for a prostitute?
Where's me clipboard.
