Elizabeth: The Golden Age

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That's almost as bad a gag as the (pre-match) taunting from the French rugby fans at the Parc des Princes, claiming that theirs was No Country For Old Men. Sadly for Les Bleus the 'old men' opened up a whole new can of whup-ass . . .

Looks like the worst thing Stoke could have done was go top of the Championship. It's all gone a bit Pete Tong since then . . . still, the Mighty Lewes look destined for greatness, following as they did on saturday in the footsteps of Fergie's Fledgelings with a 95th minute winner against the warriors from Thurrock. With Eastbourne Borough falling 1 - 2 away to (see page 92)