Big Cup, Small Crowd

[Sweder]

I hate to sound ungrateful but after that nonsense dancing around the spot-kick and his outrageous skirt-twitching at the Spanish media I think the Boy Wonder should do one. Yes, 41 goals, yes all the accolades and gongs (with more to come no doubt - European Golden Boot, Ballon D'Or, FIFA World Player of the Year) but unlike Maggie the boy's head appears set for turning.

Cash in Fergie, send him packing. You know you want to

As the 'debate' gathers a-pace I wonder at the myopia of the world's media;
surely there's some cricket or - heaven forfend, tennis - to report on?
Sell him Fergie; gowan, gowan gowan - yer will, yer will, yer will.