June- life's a bitch and then there is no more running

[El Gordo]

Commisserations, sw.

I have it on good authority that Guinness is widely recognised as being very efficacious in the healing of broken bones. Especially so when it is compounded with the analgaesic properties of gin and tonic.

In the interests of medical science, you should verify these claims.

One thing though - with only one hand, how do you slice the lime for your g&t?

Bit of a worry, that.

I suppose you could get a long-bladed sharp knife, embed it into the earth just outside the back door, then, with a leg holding the knife steady, drag the lime or lemon across the blade.

Or get your husband to slice it for you.

Not sure which, but I suspect SW has employed one of these methods. My cash would be on the former, as one could more easily conceal the volume of one's drinking.

Which for some people (not me of course), may be a consideration.