June- life's a bitch and then there is no more running

[Mid Life Crisis Marathon Man]

As for the lemons, get the man to do it.

I don't want us to have a fight over this Sweder, but gin & tonic really does require lime, not lemon.

MLC Man's Never-Fail G&T Recipe.

• Chilled glass. Rare Slovak or Polish crystal is good, but not essential.
  
• Good double measure of your favourite quality gin (I like Bombay).
  
• A good tonic water (avoid generic/no-name brands), chilled of course - add to the strength you prefer (experiment!).
  
• A little ice, but not too much.
  
• A slice of just-ripe egg-sized (or smaller) lime (Most Australian limes are fine, or the ubiquitous Key lime is good - just make sure they are not irrigated) - never lime juice!
  

and the really important part:

• A hammock suspended between two palmtrees.
  
• A deserted beach on a remote tropical island.
  
• A gentle, late-afternoon breeze.
  
• No kids, no work.
  

I think I'm going to cry.