QPR strip - a true story....probably.

[El Gordo]

A young lad says to his mum “where is my QPR strip”? His mother replies “I have washed it son and it’s drying on the washing line”. The young lad rushes to the sitting room window to see his beloved strip lying on the grass, he shouts “mum why is my strip lying in the grass”?

His mum looks out the window and screams “some bastards have pinched the pegs again!” :RFLMAO:

By astonishing coincidence the gorgeous new QPR hoops, and sponsors, were revealed today, as illustrated here by one of the nation's leading male models, Iain Dowie.

Word on the street is that the Arabic script says "Death to the infidels" but this hasn't been confirmed.