More random shit.

[Mid Life Crisis Marathon Man]

Well you may have tried Morrison's Spag Bol before, and found it to be an absolutely appalling experience. In which case, it would be more sensible to buy just one rather than two.

As purchasing just one would be advantageous to you, it seems only fair that you should pay a premium. In a sense you are paying extra for less pain.

If you're British, it all makes perfect sense.

Does that mean (logically) that if I live in Britain and don't like Morrison's spagbol, and therefore don't want to buy it, I have to pay heavily for the right not to buy it?

No wonder you lot all drink so much.