Radio Five Live

[Sweder]

Obviously this being 11:16 am I have no idea what you're on about.
I confess to being in ma bed at the time due to sick child fatigue and general failure to stay up past 9.45 pm. Plaid slippers for me next Christmas

Did manage to hear a couple of quips re: Him crashing His expensive motor after getting whumped by the Rams this week before the Sandman got me . . .

Christiano Ronaldo, on being quizzed by Manchester plod as to why he stacked his motor in the airport tunnel, apprently complained that the wall wasn't 10 yards back . . . (tish!)

After the crash the slick-haired one fell out of the car, rolled around clutching his ankle for ten minutes before realising he was unhurt . . . (tish!)

You would think that a footballer earning a jazillion quid a minute might be able to take a corner . . . (eye thangyou!)