February 2010

[Sweder]

Heard a decent FA Cup gag on the way home:
Rafa, Wenger, Fergie & Neil Warnock in a pub. Each buys a round.
Warnock goes up a second time but comes back with just one pint, for himself.
Fergie jumps up and roars ‘Bloody hell Neil, that’s not on! What are you playing at?’
Warnock looks him in the eye and says ‘But Alex, this is the 5th round, and you lot ain’t in it.’

Did you know that Neil Warnock is an anagram of "Colin Wanker". Or was it the other way round?....

He was at it again yesterday in the post-match (ranting, not ... you know).
The man could start a punch-up in an empty room. I think he was sparked off by his side's profligacy in front of goal; the Eagles could have been three to the good early in the second half. The linesman's myopia simply dumped gasoline on an already smouldering fire.

This is where EG chips in with a well-reasoned argument for despising everything within a two mile radius of Sellhurst Park, a fully justified pathological hatred of Neil Warnock and evidence that Simon Jordan is an Extra Terrestrial from the planet Decleor ... come to think of it I can't think of much to like in that lot either. Oh, I did see Peter Gabriel perform at Sellhurst Park once in the late Eighties (lacked pace but had a good engine). Otherwise, call in the air-strike