Merry Christmas!

[Mid Life Crisis Marathon Man]

Merry Christmas Old man.
You boys look set to serve us up some special festive fare for us tonight. Not sure I'll go the distance on day one but I'll be up early tomorrow to catch the action.
It's heartwarming to know the Aussies won't miss out on some quality sledging this Christmas.

Pip pip!

Not sure which planet you're currently on Sweder, but yesterday (Boxing Day) was quite simply the most awful, abysmal, cataclysmic day in this history of Australian cricket - no-one has ever embarrassed us like that before - not even the powerful 70s Windies outfit of Clive Lloyd and Viv Richards ever did that to us. And we never did that to you... it just shows how far Aussie cricket has sunk in 5 short years.

It was so bad many of us are thinking the only thing to do is boot the lot of them out of the squad and start again. Clearly Ponting, Clarke, Watson, Hughes, Haddin, Johnson, Smith and Harris have to go, and Hussey, Siddle, Hilfenhaus now have serious question marks against their names.

Oh the shame, the shame.