Brrrr-ief update

[Sweder]

Ha ha. I'd love to debate the whole Handshake That Wasn't There with The Man Who Wasn't There but of course I am myself deeply entrenched in my own Cyclopsian camp. That said I was mortified by happenings yesterday, simply because the most cursory touching of fingers might (might) have brought this nonsense to a close. Evra, having effortlessly gained the moral high ground suffered an appalling attack of vertigo before plunging back into the mire with an arm-whirling cavort worthy of a five-year-old in full tantrum mode. To use the vernacular, For Fuck's Sake

Worse for me is the complete lack of non-league football thanks to our Siberian weather. As one wag at lewes FC pointed out at least the Mighty Rooks remain unbeaten in February ...