Marching Banned

[Mid Life Crisis Marathon Man]

Arse. Heal well. At least the recent burst of activity makes this seem like a beak rather than a disruption.

Like a beak?

I'm on a stag weekend. You're lucky it wasn't a photo of SP's bare arse swinging round a pole.

Stag night eh? That reminds me of a marriage joke:

A woman races home, screeching her car into the driveway, and runs to the house. She flings the door open and shouts at the top of her lungs, 'Andy, pack your bags. I've won the lottery!'

The husband says, 'My God, that's fantastic! What should I pack?'

'Doesn't matter,' she says, 'Just get out.'