March: balancing on one leg and resistance bands

[Mid Life Crisis Marathon Man]

Well, obviously the ability to stand on one leg is what sets us apart from the animals. Apart from flamingos, that is.

I bet flamingos don't close their eyes.

It could be argued that makes flamingos smarter than us!

Smarter than some of us...

You talking about me?!?

*hops off in a sulk, eyes closed*



*tumbles down flight of stairs*

As it turns out, they're pretty smart ...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/earth/hi/earth_new...197932.stm

And they don't fall down stairs, either. Actually, I don't know that for a fact, that's just a guess. I suppose after a night on the turps anything's possible, even for a flamingo.  Some of that tropical swamp moonshine can be pretty brutal.