Getting the Asics Right

[Mid Life Crisis Marathon Man]

Mate ... you're making some of us look bad.

But, that's a good thing.

For you.

For people like CC5, though, it's bad.

And for me? Well, it's catastrophic. But you should seriously do it.

Never mind CC5's caterwauling... he'll get over it. I'll buy him a pint of something hipster, he'll be fine. You run on, you legend, you!