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[Griff]

Being quite lucky living about 10 miles from a nuclear power station, I like to use the glow in the dark properties of my phlegm. This is very useful at this time of year. The continual moisture in the air helps to prevent the "grollies" from drying up, so I try to lay a trail up the country lanes where I run and, since there is no street lighting, use it to navigate my way home, avoiding the ditches as I go.