Kevin Pietersen

[Mid Life Crisis Marathon Man]

I still think you should give him a Knighthood or whatever it is you do over there. I mean, talk about courage in the line of fire! 211 runs behind, with only 25 overs left (and seemingly the game lost), a hostile crowd, a hostile press and he clobbers everyone and hits a 6 off the last ball to bring up his ton and very nearly won the game for you.

He definitely needs at least a packet of biscuits named after him... which come to think of it, would be a more worthwhile, more lucrative and probably far more popular award than some pretentious Sir-hood.