Win ye an amazing prize!

[Mid Life Crisis Marathon Man]

I'm not sure I've forgiven you for the endless hours that I had to endure Henry IV for English Lit O level!

Likewise me and Julius Ceasar in year 10. Although I quite liked the stabbing scene.

BTW, what's an O level SP? We keep hearing about these things in your wretched English sitcoms - those and 'A' levels which apparently no-one ever gets (if the TV shows are to be believed). Sometimes I think your TV shows need sub-titles.

Or maybe I should just stop watching them. Come to think of it, I have.

What were we talking about?

I need a coffee...