It's true I tell you...

[Sweder]

Add up the total cost of races that Sweder enters but pulls out of.......
and you could wipe out the national debt of Tonga.

As I said, there was no entry fee paid, hence the cost was nil.
Not sure what your point is, but best to keep it factual Old Boy.

I don't think you can question my commitment to Seaford - at least, the intention to compete - I seem to recall staggering through the misty Irish dawn on more than one occasion during our debauched visit to Southern Ireland. With the combination of late nights, excess Guinness and copious amounts of rolling tobacco, this was above and beyond the call . . .

. . . I just can't put my finger on how I came to be unwell in the weeks between Ireland and Seaford.