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Conspiracy theory 101
25-06-2005, 01:07 AM,
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Conspiracy theory 101
I remain impressed with Pietersen, but I can't understand why he's playing for your lot when he's clearly a Seff Effriken. Of the rest of the side, the only one who's shown any real spine is Gough. He's like a pommie Merv Hughes - you gotta love him. As for the rest - well they have modest flashes of talent occasionally, but I can't see them winning a test match against us - unless it's a dead rubber. Well maybe one, if they all fire on a dead flat pitch in cold weather and the Aussies have lost at the races and Punter's dog dies or something. But it's not very likely.

By the way, what the hell happened to Caddick? He takes 7 for not-very-many to destroy us in the last test we played against you lot and we never hear of him again! As he's not really English I'm surprised he's not an automatic selection...

And please tell me Hoggard will get a test spot - he's a far better bowler than some of these other plodders you're putting up.

Speaking of which, a special hello to Seafront Plodder - obviously you've seen the light and have converted to cricket if you've read this far ;-)

MCLM

P.S. I'm not the bard.
Run. Just run.
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Conspiracy theory 101 - by Sweder - 22-06-2005, 10:22 PM
Conspiracy theory 101 - by El Gordo - 22-06-2005, 10:38 PM
Conspiracy theory 101 - by Mid Life Crisis Marathon Man - 25-06-2005, 01:07 AM
Conspiracy theory 101 - by Seafront Plodder - 25-06-2005, 04:42 PM



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