STOP PRESS!! O'Neill to be Sunderland's new manager

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Yet more doom and gloom in the Liverpool half of the office this morning.
I wondered, without a trace of mischief , if Steven Gerrard has something going on with Thierry Henry.
He has previous, as was well documented on MotD2 last evening.

Perhaps he's looking to boost his Fantasy Football League standing.
He seems unlikely to get much joy providing assists to his own profligate team-mates so he's taken to setting up the opposition . . .

. . . I know, I know - hardly much to crow about down Sir Matt Busby Way these days and yes, it is more than a bit sad to take one's sporting pleasures from the failings of one's rivals. But what with the appalling collapse of our Rugby players in Paris and this morning's capitulation in Mohali these pitiful crumbs of spiteful comfort are all that's left

Unless you count the utterly incredible ODI score from South Africa yesterday