Patience of a saint...

[Sweder]

Two topical gags for you:

Following an incident in a South African gold mine sympathy and relief were offered to one worker
who tragically lost a leg during the rescue.

'Who's going to want a one-legged gold-digger now?' he moaned.

A helpful paramedic has offered him Sir Paul McCartney's number . . .


and ...

What goes 'beep . . . beep . . . beep . . . beep . . .'?












The Arsenal open-top bus backing into its garage.
Pip pip!