July

[Mid Life Crisis Marathon Man]

Hmm, "eat less do more", it's the mantra I hear frequently from the self-righteous, condescending, patronisingly smug bastard skinnies at work. They don't realise it, but the day the World Stout* Peoples' Domination Party take control, those self same skinnies will be the first up against the wall.

Having said that of course, there are a lot of fat slobbies who give the stout brigade a bad name.

Me, I sit in the middle somewhere. On that collapsed fence over there...



*That's not stout as in Guinness you understand, although there is often a connection!