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One for the fellas . . .
Hello, my name is Ron Jr.
I have been engaged to my fiancee for some months now and due to be married next Saturday. Last week my fiancee's younger, and it must be said, very attractive sister called me and asked me to go to her house to discuss the wedding plans. When I arrived she was alone, and gave me a warm, rather-more-than sisterly hug. She then announced that she had always had a deep sexual attraction for me and could no longer deny her feelings and wanted one no-holds-barred fling with me before releasing me to her sister for the rest of our lives. She then started to lead me to her bedroom, rapidly undressing as she went.
Well, what's a bloke to do? I immediately broke away from her and rushed out the front door, where the entire family stood cheering and applauding wildly. The father congratulated me on passing their "little test" with flying colours and welcoming me to the family...
And the moral of the story? Always keep your condoms in the car.
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