Shelves?

[Seafront Plodder]

My other half has been going on and on about some shelves that needed putting up. I told her I dont know how to put shelves up so she told me to go to the library and get a book about it.

Now its probably 20 years since I've seen the inside of a library, so along I went and asked the librarian...

Do you have any books on shelves? Imagine my surprise when she showed me the door.