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[Sweder]

I know, I know . . .
I just couldn't help it.

Andy, you and I understand the way football works.
Morinho's having a nightmare, Sheva can't hit a cow's arse with a banjo, Lord Ferg is riding high, Ronaldo (the one still playing football) is walking on water . . .

. . . it'll be a nasty, lucky 0 - 1 at Anfield (Drogba pen after the Russian donkey trips over a wayward Crouch limb in the 89th minute) and a handsome 3 - 1 at the Emirates, Thierry dedicating his hat-trick to his old friend Roy Keane and expressing sincere regret at the Stepover King's unfortunate twisted testicle injury.

I'll not sleep 'till Sunday night now :mad:
I'll take myself out for an ugly, wind-blown, soul-drenching roadside eight miler right now.