Plagiarists Corner

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"It was not a question of money," added Hicks, before his partner stuck some sand in the Vaseline by hinting that it was. "If the naming rights are worth one great player a year in transfer spending, we will certainly look at that as a serious option," declared Gillett, conjuring up images of Peter Crouch ducking to avoid a "THIS IS FUJI McDONALD'S MASTERCARD BRITANNIA ADELPHI PIZZA HUT PARK" sign on his way up the tunnel.

But while message boards will be humming with saccharine-sweet tub-thumping about how "it will always be Anfield in our hearts", there is some continuity for fans of the new-look Merseyside Redskins to cling to. Chief executive Rick Parry will continue to run the club, chairman David Moores will become honorary life president and they still won't have won a league title
for 17 years.

[SIZE="1"]extract from The Fiver, Tuesday 6th February 2007[/SIZE]