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[Sweder]

[SIZE="1"] . . . and yes, it's an oldie, but a goodie[/SIZE]

FIVE RULES FOR A HAPPY LIFE

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, is a good cook, cleans and has a well paid job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh and laughs at your jokes.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is superb in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other