Let's hear it for Rick Neal...

[Sweder]

What a cool guy.
I'll be dropping by with a small gift just as soon as my new credit cards arrive - a bit of dumb wallet-loss followed immediately, in this order, by
a) frantic card-cancelling
b) immediate discovery of wallet

This is good stuff, Andy.
Inspirational at a time when just being extremely portly and unfit just isn't enough to get my sorry butt out the door.