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Yep, with you there - Grail is a classic.
I'm still confused about the load capacity of an African Swallow opposed to the lighter European model.
Still, at least I know my favorite colour.
It's Blue.
No, Re-eeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrggggggggghhhhh...........

[SIZE="1"]Calls for an instant moratorium on Python quotes.
Yes, even the Biggus Dickus scene from Life of Brian.
It just gets too much after a while, and not everyone gets it. Bastards.[/SIZE]

The casting of Mr. Bloom spoiled another potentially excellent historical epic, the Ridley Scott-helmed Kingdom of Heaven. Great battle scenes (not as OTT as those in LotR or others of that ilk) yet sadly more like Kingdom of Kevin for me. Bloom lacks the gravitas to carry the weight of a nation on his slender shoulders in a believable style. Stumbling about in the ruins of the fort rallying the troops with a whispered call to arms just didn't slice the mootard. I thought he was more likely to burst into tears than slice up the Saracens. Not like 'Bobby' Charlton Heston in the fabulous El Cid. I always thought they missed a trick by not shooting a remake with Syd James - El Syd. That guffaw alone would have brought the castle walls a-tumblin' in no time