I'll resist the invitation to be clever at your expense. A pat on the back is a gesture of congratulation. It looks like this is all you will get for your impressive guess.
Life isn't fair...
El Gordo
Great things are done when men and mountains meet.
1st Law: free Guinness for every RC member (excepting SP)
2nd Law: Free compulsory meeting at Pamplona in July for every RC member (except SP)
3rd Law: Every RC member, free compulsory travel Down Under (excepting SP)
4th Law: Taxes for pay Guinness and travels: 100% SP salary and other properties. Automatically.
You now I already remarK!!! I have already run a race, last july!
Mine God, I am a very big runner.
Vote me for RC President!
Vicepresident Sweder
Culture and books Minister: Andy
Sun and Tourist Minister: Antonio
Beer Minister: MLCM
Race organisators Minister: Nigel
Simpatic Minister: Moyleman
Cascades Minister: Suzie
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Muchas gracias, Ana. It´s been a long time since I laughed so much. Thank you for appointing me Sun and Tourist minister. I´ll try to bring some more sunshine next year at Almería half marathon.