Sweder Wrote:That reminds me . . . how's that chess match against the Plodder coming along? He didn't mention it this weekend, although he did enchant his MGS colleagues with a rather amusing after-dinner bon mot which some here might enjoy. Captain Tom and I had giggle-stitch for over an hour and some of the old buffers required oxygen.
Perhaps that's one for Molly's at around 9pm on 1st of Feb 2009 . . .
I'm glad you asked me about that chess match. It's still going strong, and although I'm in a very weak position, my last move seems to have stumped the great man as I've apparently been waiting 2041 hours for a move from him.
If you're interested, here are the moves. I'm white:
1.[url=http://javascript
:SetMove(1,0)]
e4[/url] [url=http://javascript
:SetMove(2,0)]
e5[/url] 2.[url=http://javascript
:SetMove(3,0)]
Nf3[/url] [url=http://javascript
:SetMove(4,0)]
Nc6[/url] 3.[url=http://javascript
:SetMove(5,0)]
d4[/url] [url=http://javascript
:SetMove(6,0)]
Nf6[/url] 4.[url=http://javascript
:SetMove(7,0)]
dxe5[/url] [url=http://javascript
:SetMove(8,0)]
Nxe4[/url] 5.[url=http://javascript
:SetMove(9,0)]
Nc3[/url] [url=http://javascript
:SetMove(10,0)]
Bb4[/url] 6.[url=http://javascript
:SetMove(11,0)]
Bd2[/url] [url=http://javascript
:SetMove(12,0)]
Nxd2[/url] 7.[url=http://javascript
:SetMove(13,0)]
Qxd2[/url] [url=http://javascript
:SetMove(14,0)]
Qe7[/url] 8.[url=http://javascript
:SetMove(15,0)]
Qe3[/url] [url=http://javascript
:SetMove(16,0)]
d6[/url] 9.[url=http://javascript
:SetMove(17,0)]
O-O-O[/url] [url=http://javascript
:SetMove(18,0)]
Bxc3[/url] 10.[url=http://javascript
:SetMove(19,0)]
Qxc3[/url] [url=http://javascript
:SetMove(20,0)]
dxe5[/url] 11.[url=http://javascript
:SetMove(21,0)]
h3[/url] [url=http://javascript
:SetMove(22,0)]
f6[/url] 12.[url=http://javascript
:SetMove(23,0)]
Bb5[/url] [url=http://javascript
:SetMove(24,0)]
Qe6[/url] 13.[url=http://javascript
:SetMove(25,0)]
Rhe1[/url] [url=http://javascript
:SetMove(26,0)]
Bd7[/url] 14.[url=http://javascript
:SetMove(27,0)]
a3[/url] [url=http://javascript
:SetMove(28,0)]
Rc8[/url] 15.[url=http://javascript
:SetMove(29,0)]
g4[/url] [url=http://javascript
:SetMove(30,0)]
Qf7[/url] 16.[url=http://javascript
:SetMove(31,0)]
g5[/url] [url=http://javascript
:SetMove(32,0)]
a6[/url] 17.[url=http://javascript
:SetMove(33,0)]
Bc4[/url] [url=http://javascript
:SetMove(34,0)]
Qf8[/url] 18.[url=http://javascript
:SetMove(35,0)]
h4[/url] [url=http://javascript
:SetMove(36,0)]
Ne7[/url] 19.[url=http://javascript
:SetMove(37,0)]
Nxe5[/url] [url=http://javascript
:SetMove(38,0)]
fxe5[/url] 20.[url=http://javascript
:SetMove(39,0)]
Rxe5[/url] [url=http://javascript
:SetMove(40,0)]
b5[/url] 21.[url=http://javascript
:SetMove(41,0)]
Rxe7+[/url] [url=http://javascript
:SetMove(42,0)]
Kxe7[/url] 22.[url=http://javascript
:SetMove(43,0)]
Qb4+[/url] [url=http://javascript
:SetMove(44,0)]
c5[/url] 23.[url=http://javascript
:SetMove(45,0)]
Qe1+[/url] [url=http://javascript
:SetMove(46,0)]
Kd8[/url] 24.[url=http://javascript
:SetMove(47,0)]
Qa5+[/url] [url=http://javascript
:SetMove(48,0)]
Rc7[/url] 25.[url=http://javascript
:SetMove(49,0)]
Qxa6[/url] [url=http://javascript
:SetMove(50,0)]
Qf4+[/url] 26.[url=http://javascript
:SetMove(51,0)]
Kb1[/url] [url=http://javascript
:SetMove(52,0)]
bxc4[/url] 27.[url=http://javascript
:SetMove(53,0)]
Qa8+[/url] [url=http://javascript
:SetMove(54,0)]
Rc8[/url] 28.[url=http://javascript
:SetMove(55,0)]
Qa5+[/url] [url=http://javascript
:SetMove(56,0)]
Rc7[/url] 29.[url=http://javascript
:SetMove(57,0)]
Qa8+[/url] [url=http://javascript
:SetMove(58,0)]
Rc8[/url] 30.[url=http://javascript
:SetMove(59,0)]
Qa5+[/url] [url=http://javascript
:SetMove(60,0)]
Qc7[/url] 31.[url=http://javascript
:SetMove(61,0)]
Qc3[/url] *
What do you mean, "too much information..."?
That anecdote sounds worth waiting for.