If you can't talk proper, shut yer marf

[El Gordo]

... as they sing at QPR.

I saw the interviews after the West Ham game today.

Sheringham: "It was the most nervousest match I've ever played in..."

Pardew: "Our recent form was like a milestone around our necks."

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On a happier note, I came across this fantastic memory today:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aadXVv9wCpo

[glaconman]

beautiful.

Not the kind of goal you can just watch once.

I watched it 10 times before I knew what had happened.

[Sweder]

Not bad at all.
Try this on for size . . . less poetic but just as emphatic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2FgLza7L...ed&search=

but by far the best of the bunch:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh_eFKN44F4