Trescothick splits!?

[Mid Life Crisis Marathon Man]

As long as they have Flintoff, England has a good chance - he lifts the side really well, quite apart from his own sterling efforts. They just need the belief. That's what makes Skunk such a good player - he has a modicum of talent (okay, quite a bit of talent, then) and a boat-load of self-belief.

I think the issue here is that Aussies don't do sympathy very well...

Sympathy? What is sympathy??

[El Gordo]

From bookmakers William Hill:

To win the Ashes:
Australia 1/5
England 5/1
(About right)

Cardiff v QPR:
Cardiff 4/6
QPR 4/1
(Pah! What do those stupid buggers know?)

[El Gordo]

Cardiff v QPR:
Cardiff 4/6
QPR 4/1
(Pah! What do those stupid buggers know?)

BWAAAAAAA-HAHA!!!!