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02-02-2007, 03:07 PM,
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I'm not usually one for posting warnings about potential scams but I had a close call yesterday evening.

I walked into B&Q and some old guy dressed in orange asked me if I wanted decking. Fortunately, I got the first punch in and that was the end of that.

Those less suspecting might not be so lucky Big Grin
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02-02-2007, 03:15 PM,
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Crikey SP! I think you'll find the poor fellow was only offering you timber flooring! I hope the chap is OK and you didn't damage the hand you use for tennis . . .







[SIZE="1"]. . . or self-abuse or whatever you get up to these days . . .[/SIZE]

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02-02-2007, 11:11 PM,
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I agree with Sweder. I think you may have misunderstood the fellow.

Why not pop back tomorrow with a nice bottle of wine for him?
El Gordo

Great things are done when men and mountains meet.
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07-02-2007, 02:35 AM,
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Nah, I think you should go back and stick the boot in as well.

It's the imagery that's so cool Cool
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07-02-2007, 05:32 PM,
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Seafront Plodder Wrote:some old guy dressed in orange
Dressed in orange?
Poor man, he was probably only a freshly expatriate aussie!Eek
Ana Smile
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07-02-2007, 10:45 PM,
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Seafront Plodder Wrote:some old guy dressed in orange
Ooh err . . . take care with this one.
He might be fresh out of Guantanamo Bay . . .

[SIZE="1"]That should trigger the CIA monitoring station at Upper Halstead . . .[/SIZE]

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08-02-2007, 03:46 AM,
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Took me a while to realise what you lot were on about... the weird thing is, if Hicks had been arrested in Australia, they could have only held him 3 days without charging him (and they had to introduce special legislation to allow even that much). But the Americans (God bless 'em, saviours of the world that they are) can hold him for 5 years. And until he was arrested, he'd never even set foot on American soil Confused

Excuse me while I go and burn a flag somewhere.
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08-02-2007, 11:54 AM,
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[SIZE="1"] . . . and yes, it's an oldie, but a goodie[/SIZE]

FIVE RULES FOR A HAPPY LIFE

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, is a good cook, cleans and has a well paid job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh and laughs at your jokes.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is superb in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other

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